Monday, June 17, 2013 6:45:56 PM
You'd also have to go outside to crap or pee in public, you couldn`t resist smelling the butt of every other dog you met, and you`d have to bark your fool head off every time the mail carrier dropped anything off.
Monday, June 17, 2013 12:10:22 PM
For the most part a dogs sex life isn't all that great - dry humping a slipper is about all you get. But at least you can make up for it by licking your own balls. If they aren`t cut off that is.