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The Matrix: As Retold By Mom

Exactly how I remember it.

submitted by: turdburglar
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Hits: 4673 | Favorites: 1 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 3.3 | Category: Funny | Date: 05/03/2013
 
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SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2263 Posts
Saturday, May 4, 2013 9:52:01 PM
What kind of a dick makes fun of his mother? Hope he enjoys peeing himself in the nursing home, forty years from now.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Saturday, May 4, 2013 3:46:11 PM
"I don't know where they got all those guns..."
>WalMart<
I laughed.

Hopefulbliss
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 25 Posts
Friday, May 3, 2013 6:54:00 PM
She sounds like a sweet lady. =)

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3713 Posts
Friday, May 3, 2013 4:29:39 PM

Fwoggie2 - if you post a comment, and then refresh the page before you navigate away, it will repost the comment. Maybe that's what happened?

AvatarJohn
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 1007 Posts
Friday, May 3, 2013 3:24:00 PM
Aw, man! Now I'm going to be thinking about Moshimo all day!

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