Friday, May 3, 2013 9:31:10 AM
Supervisor: "You f*cking smell like beer. Ted, drive him to the place we do drug testing." Dude with Beer: "I'll just quit now..." Supervisor: "Yeah." Dude with Beer: "I`m celebrating! Would you like some beer?" Supervisor: "Sure!!" Ted: "Here: Have a joint."
Friday, May 3, 2013 9:06:56 AM
How about just pouring the beer in the drating cup, at least then they have to sniff the cup after you get caught instead of looking in and holy drat, there is a beer can.
Friday, May 3, 2013 7:46:26 AM
Yeah until the beer gets warm and makes you burp even more, and it's cheap Pabst crap too. If you hate your job so much, why don`t you just give it up for somebody else on the dole queue and stop wasting other people`s time?