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5 Most Effective Pickup Lines That Work On Girls

I guarantee from experience that #2 gets your foot in the door, #5 gets you in their pants. The combo`s never failed me.

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5 Most Effective Pickup Lines That Work On Girls. I guarantee from experience that #2 gets your foot in the door, #5 gets you in their pants. The combo`s never failed me.
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Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1461 Posts
Thursday, May 2, 2013 7:38:36 PM
Couple minutes of across the room eye contact then a nonchalant, "hey, what's up?"

Or

You look scruptious, IT`s MY birrrthday.

collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3740 Posts
Thursday, May 2, 2013 5:09:37 PM
first off. those aren't pick up lines.

second off to last off. if you get ANY girl drunk 9 times out of 10 you are going to get laid...durh...

swiftkeys
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 481 Posts
Thursday, May 2, 2013 7:57:48 AM
If you have to read this article. None of this will work for you.

SFVitale
Male, 40-49, Western US
 441 Posts
Thursday, May 2, 2013 7:52:58 AM
I know my knuckles scrape on the ground, but once you've had a Neanderthal you never go back.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Wednesday, May 1, 2013 8:04:52 PM
"Hey, nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

Sounds like someone's been to Temptation Resort ;)

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