Sunday, April 28, 2013 12:59:53 PM
XLN! I loved the image in the sunglasses (shop window, car fender, whatever), which I've seen a dozen times. Apparently, every security cam in the world has the resolution of an Imax, as long as you keep enlarging the picture and running focusing software.
Sunday, April 28, 2013 12:12:34 PM
At 15, I made it out of a house fire in my underwear, carrying three toddlers, my brother carried our mother. That wasn't the strangest part of that day.
I was in my brother`s car, wrapped in a blanket when I looked up at our house. A firefight strolled out of the front door, with an ax over the shoulder, smoking a cigarette.
Fireman 2: "You totally lit that in the fire, didn`t you?" Fireman 1: "Heh-heh-heh..." Neighbor: "You`re in a smokey f*cking house and you`re gonna smoke?!!" Me: "Hey: We don`t allow smoking in our home!" *Neighbors laugh* Me: "We don`t like the smell, might start a fire!" *firefighters rolling*
I went on a 20 minute rant about him and smoking. "The radio is like: `Company 17, flames reported at cigarette factory.` You`re like `AWW-YEAAAH!!! I`LL DRIVE!!! COME-ON, GOTTA GO!!!`"