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Allows you to generate unusual as well as standard excuses for getting the day off work.
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Hits: 13020 | Favorites: 5 | Emailed: 3 | Rating: 2.5 | Category: Funny | Date: 02/17/2005
 
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che88
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 116 Posts
Saturday, February 19, 2005 8:13:26 PM
just what i needed!thanks

sweetpeachy1
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 553 Posts
Friday, February 18, 2005 10:51:03 AM
I have Ornithophobia, and I won't be able to come to work today - not until the birds outside fly off. lol whos to say i dont have this lmao

kathaclysm
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 323 Posts
Friday, February 18, 2005 9:49:29 AM
My fav: Overnight I think I have become Trichophobic so I won't be able to come to work today until I have shaved off all my hair. I will also require everyone in the office to remove all their hair, then I will be able to go to work.

Malletman
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 17281 Posts
Friday, February 18, 2005 1:35:40 AM
"I'm going to be studying the bible all day today, so I won`t be in … hope that’s alright. God Bless You !"

#16! Brilliant!


neszis
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5 Posts
Friday, February 18, 2005 12:52:39 AM
"I have the flue today, I'm not feeling up to coming in." If you can`t think the standard ones up on your own, you`re retarded.

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