Friday, February 18, 2005 10:51:03 AM
I have Ornithophobia, and I won't be able to come to work today - not until the birds outside fly off. lol whos to say i dont have this lmao
Friday, February 18, 2005 9:49:29 AM
My fav: Overnight I think I have become Trichophobic so I won't be able to come to work today until I have shaved off all my hair. I will also require everyone in the office to remove all their hair, then I will be able to go to work.
Friday, February 18, 2005 12:52:39 AM
"I have the flue today, I'm not feeling up to coming in." If you can`t think the standard ones up on your own, you`re retarded.