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Do You Have Time To Masturbate? [Pic]

You make time for the important things in life. Wink, wink.

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Do You Have Time To Masturbate? [Pic]. You make time for the important things in life. Wink, wink.
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lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Thursday, April 11, 2013 9:38:42 AM
I think it's interesting that you think it`s a girl when it "takes a while". It only takes a while (usually never) to finish when I`m actually with a guy.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Thursday, April 11, 2013 2:11:22 AM
Damn, I just realized that the phrase is a unpunny pun. Oh well. I did need a reason for today's flogging session.

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Thursday, April 11, 2013 2:10:27 AM
My favorite nearly euphemistic phrase is, "Rub a dub tug."

furryblob
Male, 18-29, Europe
 577 Posts
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 3:53:40 PM
I hate it when people call it "fap". Young people these days have no imagination.

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4935 Posts
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 4:13:32 AM
Why do you yanks always include a bottle of soap or lotion or whatever that is when referencing to masturbation?

Edit: Oh, I get it I think, no foreskins?

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