Wednesday, March 27, 2013 11:27:16 PM
my mom used to live in a house that backed onto a river. there where lots of geese. there was a fire pit we never used that got covered up. one morning i walked down to the river to enjoy the scenery and fresh air. as i walked past the fire pit, i heard a loud hissing sound. it was a f*cking goose. i backed away quick, but i noticed the goose was sitting on a nest of eggs, to which i was all like, oh poo, i know this scenario. and then in came what must have been papa goose with his wing span spread out, hissing at me. and i was all like i do not care if it is illegal to hurt you here in canada, i will drat you up!!! and then i ran back to the house like a little bitch.
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 10:27:29 AM
The only reason geese attack us is that we have a superior frontal lobe and we don't just kill them. You don`t see them runnin` up on a mountain lion like that do ya ?
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 9:38:51 AM
i think i read once that the U.S. Army was using geese to secure the outer perimeters of their big base in germany. the geese were cheap to keep, vicious as hell, and fairly silent in their approach...
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 7:46:46 AM
My mother was attacked by a goose when she was young - it put a big gash in her stomach when it bit her. According to the story, my grandmother saw this, grabbed the goose by the neck, and threw it .