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Stop Being A Bunch Of Pussies, UK [Pic+]

A UK school has banned *THIS* from its cafeteria because of the possibility of poked-out eyes. Forks or Knives? Nope.

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Stop Being A Bunch Of Pussies, UK [Pic+]. A UK school has banned *THIS* from its cafeteria because of the possibility of poked-out eyes. Forks or Knives? Nope.
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malikymoo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 2039 Posts
Tuesday, March 26, 2013 1:49:49 PM
ooh essex shut up oohh haha f()ck offfff

QueenZira
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2181 Posts
Tuesday, March 26, 2013 10:07:38 AM
US lexicon, "Flapjack"- a flat circular breakfast item, cooked from batter often including eggs for eyes and bacon for a mouth.

Actually this reminds me of a recent Leno where one of his guests (can't remember who) told everyone about a trip to Australia where he referred to "cotton candy" in the presence of said Australians and got complete silence in return. Only later did a camera man ask him what he was talking about and after the explanation (spun sugar) the Aussie replied, "Oh ya mean "Fairy Floss"? Such lovely chaos XD

MeGrendel
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4645 Posts
Tuesday, March 26, 2013 7:03:40 AM
"Critics have pointed out that a square flapjack has more sharp corners than a triangle shaped one."


So, obviously the only REAL solution is...

SPHERE!!


McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13447 Posts
Tuesday, March 26, 2013 6:11:40 AM
Told you the UK is on it's way to only allowing its people sporks to eat with and all plebs must remain in their saftey bubbles at all times!

DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 1581 Posts
Tuesday, March 26, 2013 6:10:09 AM
Let it sit for a few weeks and then I'll give it a coat of black spray paint. Folks will run away at the sight of my assault flapjack. It`ll be like 1066 all over again.

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