Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:46:22 PM
Typical everyday conversation with my dear wife:
Davy: "Think I'll pull in to Burgerking here. Famished. You want some fries or something?" WifeofDavy: "No,I`m not that hungry, I`ll just have some of yours." Davy: "No, you drating won`t. I`ll gladly buy you your own burger, fries, whatever you want. We`ve been here before". WifeofDavy: "No, seriously, I`m not even hungry. Let`s just share some".
Cue a non-existant (yet fully digested) burger, an empty cup of fries, and a pissed-off husband.
Like I said. I got money. I`m buying. Get your fingers off my f*cking food.