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The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

No more masturbation!

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The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating. No more masturbation!
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Hits: 5921 | Favorites: 1 | Emailed: 1 | Rating: 2.6 | Category: Funny | Date: 03/12/2013
 
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5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 21889 Posts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 10:33:36 AM
Yeah, two separate thoughts.



[quote]It's not masturbation if you jerk him off while he jerks you.[/quote]
@Gerry1: I think that counts as "mutual masturbation" and would kill 2 men...

jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3240 Posts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 6:54:00 AM
Very funny!

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5597 Posts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 6:39:12 AM
Did I use my semi-colon properly? ";"

Yeah, two separate thoughts.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33696 Posts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 6:20:17 AM

"Every time a man masturbates, another man dies"

If this were true men would just have to use the Buddy System. It's not masturbation if you jerk him off while he jerks you.

Langer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 369 Posts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 5:52:34 AM

If that were true, every man on earth would be dead in a week (except for one lucky wanker).



after which, he chokes himself to death

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