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The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

No more masturbation!

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The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating. No more masturbation!
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Hits: 5942 | Favorites: 1 | Emailed: 1 | Rating: 2.6 | Category: Funny | Date: 03/12/2013
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Male, 50-59, Canada
 24392 Posts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 10:33:36 AM
Yeah, two separate thoughts.

[quote]It's not masturbation if you jerk him off while he jerks you.[/quote]
@Gerry1: I think that counts as "mutual masturbation" and would kill 2 men...

Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3258 Posts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 6:54:00 AM
Very funny!

Male, 30-39, Canada
 5689 Posts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 6:39:12 AM
Did I use my semi-colon properly? ";"

Yeah, two separate thoughts.

Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 6:20:17 AM

"Every time a man masturbates, another man dies"

If this were true men would just have to use the Buddy System. It's not masturbation if you jerk him off while he jerks you.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 388 Posts
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 5:52:34 AM

If that were true, every man on earth would be dead in a week (except for one lucky wanker).

after which, he chokes himself to death

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