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The Only Time Quotation Marks Have Scared Me [Pic]

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The Only Time Quotation Marks Have Scared Me [Pic]. Sure, I`ll wash them...nudge nudge wink wink.
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Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:16:01 AM
Snicker, yea I'll wash my hands, why what else did you want me to wash.

Air quotes are evil when they are mistaken for real quotation marks. Need a different symbol.

I use, "I`m gonna go `wash my hands.`" But have to give a, "you know what I mean!" glare to keep the snarkhounds quiet.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Monday, March 11, 2013 2:23:48 PM
A local battery company has the slogan on their trucks: Wanna "start" something. Literal translation: (I) want to so-called start something.
People are so damn iggerunt.

kvetcher
Male, 50-59, Europe
 179 Posts
Monday, March 11, 2013 5:36:20 AM
Don't you have, on that side of the pond "wash your hands" as a euphemism?
Lady of the manor is in the servants` kitchen as the grimy gardener comes in from a hard morning`s toil:
"Aren`t you going to wash your hands before lunch?"
"No, thankee, ma`am, I did that up against a tree `fore I come in."

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2166 Posts
Monday, March 11, 2013 5:01:15 AM
Reminds me of a sign I saw on someone's house:
"Please" "remove" "boots"
Seriously. I laughed a lot and thought about walking in with my boots on...

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4884 Posts
Monday, March 11, 2013 2:15:15 AM
At my age, I am not agile enough to wash anything else in a sink.

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