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Adam and Dog

Dogs are mankind`s best friend since the beginning of time

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Adam and Dog . Dogs are mankind`s best friend since the beginning of time
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Hits: 5585 | Favorites: 3 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.5 | Category: Entertainment | Date: 02/13/2013
 
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piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3892 Posts
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 6:28:43 PM
The question is...the dog have done a smart move?

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26278 Posts
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 6:08:36 PM
@Kegomatix: He didn't "rape Mary" she was asked to bear the child (by an Angel) and agreed. Geez!

@Gerry1: Um, they snuck off so the doggie wouldn`t watch...

@klaxor: He was naked & happy BEFORE he ate the "forbidden fruit" and later was wearing clothes and disfigured by his sin. DUH! But the doggie still loved him and left Eden to be with him

I hope I waited long enough so those major spoilers don`t spoil it too much.

@Cartunze: Stick to `Sailor Moon` boy, this whole "thinking" thing is obviously beyond your capacity...

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 3:06:17 PM

"why did he have to rape Mary in order to make his son?"

Because there had to be a geneology for "the masiah". That's why they have all those "begat" chapters. Depending on which bible you look at it might go back to David, Abraham or even Adam

Kegomatix
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1316 Posts
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 3:00:02 PM
Hmm... If God was capable of creating Adam from the Earth, why did he have to rape Mary in order to make his son?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 1:38:53 PM

So, even in the Garden of Eden the dog sat and watched you going at it with your girlfriend.

The more things change.........

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