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Worst 100 Pick-Up Lines Of All Time

`I don`t play guitar, but I sure would like to pluck your g-string.` How did that one not work?

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Worst 100 Pick-Up Lines Of All Time. `I don`t play guitar, but I sure would like to pluck your g-string.` How did that one not work?
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malikymoo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 2041 Posts
Wednesday, January 9, 2013 9:53:05 AM
aww hes cute. yeh wish they shown some of the reactions

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Tuesday, January 8, 2013 6:24:51 PM
Only one I liked at 2:56 number 39 transcribed below:

/clears throat. "C'mon. Let`s Hurry this up. Uh, excuse me. `Cuse me, hi. Come on let`s do this."
/sigh of exasperation

"I`m reading my book and I just want to be left alone."

"Well I`m sorry, but it`s not gonna suck itself."
/ta-da

/silence and glare

Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Tuesday, January 8, 2013 5:53:13 PM
"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want." "Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave."
-Jareth the keeper of David Bowie's Area

dmoltrup
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 158 Posts
Monday, January 7, 2013 5:31:55 PM
Why do they cut off most of the reactions? I would bet some of the women were actually interested, just from the guts it took!

NNoamfer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1192 Posts
Monday, January 7, 2013 12:48:25 PM
Most are pretty poo, but there are some really funny ones there.

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