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Holy Hell, Look At The Size Of This Seal [Pic]

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Holy Hell, Look At The Size Of This Seal [Pic]. Pretty sure not Photoshopped. It`s a... it`s a... monster.
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The 2015 I-A-B Halloween Costume Contest [PINNED] It`s back, I-A-B. Same rules, same sorts of cash prizes, and you vote for the winners. Rules and details inside...
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Male, 60-69, Western US
 227 Posts
Friday, January 4, 2013 10:54:17 AM
Elephant seals can grow up to 20 feet and weigh 8800 pounds.

Male, 60-69, Europe
 5708 Posts
Friday, January 4, 2013 9:07:52 AM
Minazo, an elephant seal. Died before becoming a meme.

Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 453 Posts
Friday, January 4, 2013 3:49:11 AM
Just one mint....it's wafer thin.

Female, 50-59, Southern US
 594 Posts
Thursday, January 3, 2013 7:43:13 PM
I love that joke. But seriously, I have always felt sorry for seals and the like, they are so inept, only having fins. They are like the disabled of the sea. But holy hell, it's a good thing he doesn`t have fangs or a bad attitude.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
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Thursday, January 3, 2013 5:09:02 PM
So a Penguin is driving through the midwest, on his way to see family for the holidays. About halfway through Indiana, he notices his car is driving funny, and he pulls off into the nearest town to get it checked out. He leaves the car with a mechanic, and as he sits in the waiting room, he notices a little ice cream parlor across the street.

With all that he's been through today, the penguin feels like he`s earned a treat. So he walks into the shop and orders the largest cone of vanilla they have. He dives into it, and when he finally finishes, his face is absolutely dripping with vanilla. Not seeing a restroom to clean up in, he heads back over to the garage.

When he walks in the door, he is hailed by the mechanic. "There you are, sir! We`ve had a look at your car, and it looks like you`ve blown a seal."

The penguin hurriedly replies "oh no, no, that`s just ice cream."

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