Tuesday, January 1, 2013 5:37:35 PM
back before i knew them (anytime i tell this story i always start with that) my friends had an amateur film group called retards movie group, they modeled themselves after jackass cause johnny knoxville was still relevant when we were kids. they shot one this one kid with a really powerful air rifle and the pellet went right into his gut, he needed surgery. one guy lit himself on fire. you can find this on youtube, one guy dropped kick another kid in the chest from the top of his roof. i always tell them if they ever try to pull that poo with me i will brake their jaw just like i did to that kid by accident way back in grade 4 or 5. it was an accident i swear i was called down to the office and i was all like i have no clue what the principal was saying, they believed me. but the kid had his mouth wired shout, i felt like poo i still have no idea how it happened. sometimes i think the kid mistook me for someone else. oops im ranting again. i need a life.