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If I Could Be a Woman

Would this be considered spoken-word poetry?

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If I Could Be a Woman. Would this be considered spoken-word poetry?
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Hits: 6135 | Favorites: 0 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.2 | Category: Weird | Date: 12/15/2012
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Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Tuesday, December 18, 2012 1:37:12 PM
That last sentence was thine fanks.
Now I'm going to go back to slamming by balls on to a plank of wood and upload it to YouTube for millions of hits. MacGuffin, you`re a very very "smrat" person. :)

Female, 18-29, Western US
 520 Posts
Sunday, December 16, 2012 7:20:14 PM
What's going on here, and what is his/her health problem? :(

Female, 30-39, Europe
 2596 Posts
Sunday, December 16, 2012 2:26:30 PM
@8-bit: I think 90% of your problems stem from the mistaken belief that:

1) Everything makes sense to everybody and has a reasonable explanation.

2) That you're entitled to such an explanation.

It could be you`ve just got Aspergers or something and so genuinely just don`t realise each of the above statements is false (that would not seem improbable given how often you announce that you "don`t get" things). So, just this once, I`ll say: I think I`m right in saying this doesn`t make sense to any of us. Which is why we`re taking around the subject rather than about it: it`s just something to do, fellah. There`s no deep and meaningful purpose to it.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Sunday, December 16, 2012 9:04:20 AM
I posted this

Honestly, I just don't understand the video. Simple explanation would`ve been nice. Not taking the piss here.

Female, 30-39, Europe
 2596 Posts
Sunday, December 16, 2012 8:08:05 AM
LOL! - they've changed those photos round since I posted. You`ll need to visit the site if you want to see the real photos. :)

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