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Warring Ensues Over World`s Holiest Bombing Sites

Both sides lay claim over holy craters.

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Warring Ensues Over World`s Holiest Bombing Sites. Both sides lay claim over holy craters.
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Modwain
Male, 30-39, Europe
 301 Posts
Monday, November 26, 2012 1:35:47 AM
Muslims and christians basicly believe in the same god. Its the profets that are different. Christians see Jesus Christ as the son of god, muslims see him as a profet. Muslims see Mohammed as the last profet, christians see him as an upstart and a fals profet.

Jews also follow the same god, but deny both Jesus Christ and Mohammed.

Now me, i dont know, but these monotheistic faiths have more in comparasing with eachother then against eachother, but somehow, they are at eachothers throat. Maybe there is something seriously wrong with believing there is one god.. just maybe.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10689 Posts
Saturday, November 24, 2012 1:36:17 PM
5Cats
I think you have correctly described "religion!!'`
In the shortest words possible
One million plus points awarded

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4226 Posts
Saturday, November 24, 2012 9:53:25 AM
I think that was the joke from the beginning, 5Cats, that the bombing and fighting is on/from both sides, and that it's been going on forever.

But, admittedly, your additions would have provided even more awesome sauce to already-excellent bit of quasi-satire.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24965 Posts
Friday, November 23, 2012 8:06:34 PM
Meh. Had some potential, but struck out.

"Both sides vowed to stop killing until an agreement over WHOSE 'Peace-loving God` they were murdering for was reached."

See? better!

"What? I kill in the name of peace, and THEIR religion gets the credit? It`s just not fair! No more murdering until I know <MY> God is getting the credit for it!"

(see, the joke is that it could be EITHER side`s guy saying this..)

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, November 23, 2012 2:21:06 PM

I know it's The Onion, but it`s very accurate.

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