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Another Little Known Fact About Jesus [Pic]. World champion competitive log roller.
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inaria
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1521 Posts
Friday, November 9, 2012 10:08:02 PM
IDK why I keep clicking on these. They aren't funny, just annoying.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25866 Posts
Friday, November 9, 2012 6:35:29 PM
@MattPrince: Different version, same passage, NO context. Read ALL of Luke 1, it's right there! Mary was preggers before she was even married Joseph! She also had 8 other children too... (after Jesus, obviously!)

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25866 Posts
Friday, November 9, 2012 6:32:05 PM
God impregnated a virgin without her knowledge or consent.

@HG: See? You're TROLLING and I`ve caught you Red Handed!

TROLLOLO-lo-lo!

Either: You`re lieing about familiarity with the Bible...
OR You`re an idiot who cannot remember simple facts.
Luke 1 Especially 38: And Mary said, "Behold, I am the handmaid of the Lord; let it be to me according to your word."

Read the whole thing for context. Angel Gabriel tells her that she, a virgin with no husband, is going to have a baby, THAT is her reply.
MAry was friends with Elizabeth, who was John The Baptist`s mother... FFS this is BASIC stuff!

I await your apology AND your admission that I know MORE about the Bible than you, AND/OR an admission of trolling.
(It could be both, you could be trolling AND ingnorent).

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5028 Posts
Friday, November 9, 2012 4:58:44 PM
MattPrince

"Was it rape? I thought Mary agreed to the whole heavenly bukkake thing."

If I remember correctly she wasn't asked, she was told.

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Friday, November 9, 2012 4:29:11 PM
Was it rape? I thought Mary agreed to the whole heavenly bukkake thing.

An angel came in unto her, god was with her, and the holy spirit came over her.

"And Mary said, Behold the handmaid of the Lord; be it unto me according to thy word. And the angel departed from her."

Of course that's the story she told Joseph...

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