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What Jesus Would Really Do If He Returned [Pic]

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What Jesus Would Really Do If He Returned [Pic]. I want this bumper sticker every time a Christian throws their self-righteousness around like a free pass.
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McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13604 Posts
Monday, October 29, 2012 8:50:07 AM
Just like Jesus would never own a gun.


ROFL!!! He already does!!!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26626 Posts
Monday, October 29, 2012 6:44:16 AM
@HG = Wee wee wee! It's all about mee mee mee!

YOU don`t believe in hell, but those you directed the comment at (not `to`) DO! Your defence is invalid.

Jesus wouldn`t eat pork either...
Wow that is a hell of an extrapolation.



Jesus WOULD eat pork! He changed the `rules` the Jews lived under. NOT the laws of God (well, not all of them) but the rules like Kosher food and circumcision.

So yes! Prok is on the menu for the second Last Supper!

WHY do you prattle on about things which you have NO knowledge of?

Oh yeah, you like to "play the Devil`s advocate".
Old, it`s just getting so old!

HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5167 Posts
Sunday, October 28, 2012 10:32:44 PM
5Cats

"How do you figure that?"

I just figure the guy that said: "But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also." wouldn't shoot someone, that`s all.

"Yes, therefor if WE vote Republican WE will burn in hell!
"I am the way, the truth and the light. Without me there is NO salvation"
So if WE disobey Jesus by voting Repub, we CANNOT have salvation, therefor we`ll burn in hell for our sins!"

Wow that is a hell of an extrapolation. Jesus wouldn`t eat pork either, but you don`t go to hell for a ham sandwich do you?

I don`t even believe in hell, which you know. So your comment is even more ridiculous.


5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26626 Posts
Sunday, October 28, 2012 10:18:15 PM
Just like Jesus would never own a gun.

@HG: You're grasping at straws now!
How do you figure that? His disciples carried swords! The 35AD version of a gun...

[quote]I simply said Jesus would never vote Republican.[/quote]
Yes, therefor if WE vote Republican WE will burn in hell!
"I am the way, the truth and the light. Without me there is NO salvation"
So if WE disobey Jesus by voting Repub, we CANNOT have salvation, therefor we`ll burn in hell for our sins!

YOU SAID IT!
Man-up @HG, just admit it! You`ll feel better.

And keep the "you`re insane" slander for someone who isn`t suffering from Unipolar Depression - k?

Or is it fair game to insult and slander people with a sickness?

zombunny
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2524 Posts
Sunday, October 28, 2012 3:08:51 PM
I want that sticker.

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