Wednesday, October 17, 2012 1:59:59 PM
My favorite part is when my wife and kids leave for 2 hours so i can masturbate all around the house. If you are ever in my house, may i recommend never touching the doorknobs, cookware, ceiling, or anything really.
Wednesday, October 17, 2012 9:43:12 AM
I'd argue that the best part about church is not going in the first place and feeling pity for those who choose to waste their time in such a place