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First Person To Black Out Is A Cowboy [3 Pics]

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First Person To Black Out Is A Cowboy [3 Pics]. Hey I-A-B, if you`re gonna drink at a party, don`t overdo it. This is the kind of thing that`ll happen.
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MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Sunday, September 30, 2012 2:23:08 PM
Reading the title, am I the only one who thought of this?




wildancrazy
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 138 Posts
Sunday, September 30, 2012 6:52:29 AM
When i was young, and life was a open book..
I lost a good friend from doing something like the above. He passed out on the toilet, and we found him after a few hours..I mummified him with a case of TP and a couple cans of shaving cream..to the toilet. As a after thought i use a box of food coloring in the poor slobs hair..I guess TP and shaving cream combined to make a cement like substance..He was stuck there for hours after it hardened..His hair all the colors of a big box of food coloring, he had to shave his head for work..
Sorry Bob..we were kids man..

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25720 Posts
Sunday, September 30, 2012 12:43:48 AM
@Angilion: Not really. If you're passed out from booze you`re not likely to wake up for a while except from extreme stimulus.

So long as they roll him into the "recovery position" after (so he doesn`t choke on vomit) he`ll likely be OK.

At one party long, long ago: a big burly guy announced he was going to drink a whole 26 of Crown Royal straight out of the bottle that night. Yay! What he didn`t mention was he`d been "speeding" for 2 days and hadn`t eaten. When he began projectile vomiting and shaking, several partiers had to haul him to Emergency - saving his life.
The cops gave the rescuers a ride home, didn`t charge them with DUI or whatever, on account of saving a life. (I heard about that part later)

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Saturday, September 29, 2012 10:04:53 PM
I hope they used permanent markers. That would make for some fine stories in class or at work on Monday.

gothmo
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1328 Posts
Saturday, September 29, 2012 8:33:52 PM
@Angilion

Chill, dude, These don't even look like death photos or whatever, some people are just very deep sleepers. I know a few people who if the world was ending wouldn`t wake up, and only really do on their own or their alarm clack because they`re used to it. Crap, sometimes I`m like that. I`d hope that, with a steady enough hand to draw the lip outlines and everything as well as they did that they`d be sober enough to recognize when a friend needed to be rolled onto their side.

So take a deep breathe and come back later, this guy is more than likely fine, pissed, but fine.

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