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Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor

In safe-for-work action. We saw a photo of the Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor... here`s the video.

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Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor. In safe-for-work action. We saw a photo of the Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor... here`s the video.
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Hits: 6283 | Favorites: 0 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 1.8 | Category: Science | Date: 09/27/2012
 
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turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3059 Posts
Friday, September 28, 2012 10:35:27 AM

Japan moves one step closer towards replacing women with robots.

CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 4320 Posts
Friday, September 28, 2012 10:03:23 AM
"Soon to be found in digital brothels all over Japan..."
A new name will be made. A completely new fetish.

Tex: "While I'm in Japan, I want you to show me to a `milk farm.`"
Watanabe: "My husband would not approve of-"
Tex: "IN HOKKAIDO, MIKU!!! HOKKAIDO!!!"
Watanabe: "Oh!! Sorry, Tex-san!! The embarrassment is overwhelming."
Tex: "It`s OK... I tried the other place last night. I prefer real cows."
Watanabe: * O_O * "...I hate this job..."


andybme
Male, 50-59, Western US
 296 Posts
Friday, September 28, 2012 8:11:16 AM
Maybe you could order a bunch of these and open up a place like a laudromat and call it a spermomat.

Finker
Male, 40-49, Europe
 505 Posts
Friday, September 28, 2012 5:40:35 AM
Surely there is a bigger market than clinics - they need to rethink their business plan.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 8240 Posts
Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:14:18 PM
I have one of those, its my wife ahem

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