Friday, September 21, 2012 9:29:58 PM
In the words of one of my favourite comedians, Marcus Brigstock, on iPhones:
"I know you've been enjoying yourselves with them and they`re amazing, and look at this - it fires angry birds at pigs and they`re beautiful and here`s the stock-market price and they`re amazing and look my one`s making a light-sabre noise and everything.
But you must accept the fact that while you hunch over your little handheld device, thrilling at the marvel of being able to scroll through screen after screen of improving and enlightening information with just the swish of your finger, to everyone else you just look as if you`re trying to wank off a gerbil"
Friday, September 21, 2012 7:11:23 PM
bunch of sheep. of course it lighter, its not in that giant case you morons. your used to carrying you 4s in a case so a regular one starts to "look" different, and without all those apps downloaded on it it most likely does run "faster" fools.