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The Only Commandments The Bible Needs [Pic]

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The Only Commandments The Bible Needs [Pic]. God could have made is so much simpler on everyone.
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5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24824 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2012 6:22:19 PM
@HG: Um, this post is about substituting something "funny" with the actual "10 Commandments" right? And they're numbered 1 and 2...

Yet you`re being a Nazi about it?
Dude, you`ve violated #2!

Which 10 Commandments?
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HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 5000 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2012 2:20:11 PM
5Cats

Oh Christ. The post is about "commandments". The pic is of the ten 10 commandment tablets.

You're saying every rule in the bible is a "commandment"? Fine. Then having to marry your rape victim and not wearing cloth of mixed fabric are commandments too.


MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2012 1:46:58 PM
The wisdom of Solomon:-

Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
If it wasn't for pu$$y
my dick would rust.

Wherein I`ve just proved Matt`s rule.

If you think you`ve hit #1 (be cool) your probably breaking #2 (don`t be an a$$hole)

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24824 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2012 12:26:48 PM
Huh? What version of the 10 commandments are you reading? Are they different in Canada?

@HG: #1 is the Golden Rule and #2 is the Wisdom Of Solomon.

The "10 Commandments" aren't the only "rules" in the Bible, eh?

handimanner
Male, 70 & Over, Western US
 1815 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2012 9:33:03 AM
Yeah, but it's Charleston Heston so ya know he`s gotta glock under the robe.

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