Friday, September 14, 2012 1:08:00 PM
faaaaq, You put the phone down a moment. Attend to your baby instead of it now falling out of the tipped stroller, as was clearly happening while she was still too busy with the phone to respond as effectively as she otherwise could have. When the baby has been properly attended to, you return to your call. If this confuses you, USE CONDOMS EVERY TIME!
Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:42:04 PM
We had a little poly sleeping bag for our newborn and I picked him up from the front seat and he squirted out of that bag like a greased weasel, barely caught by a foot headed for the parking lot, whew. That said, hey, if yer kid is taking a spill, put down the frikken phone. Tell dad I still don't like Mondays.
Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:47:41 PM
im not sure whats wrong..? She tipped over the baby, then, and i repeat THEN, put the phone between her shoulder and ear to aid said baby. should she instead have ignored baby and walked on without it? im confused.
Thursday, September 13, 2012 10:05:12 AM
the incline is upwards!? maybe possibly if you were going downwards but youd still have to be as stupid as hell but absolutely not whilst going up a hill!