Monday, September 3, 2012 9:29:46 AM
I'm sure, some how, some way, there would be a legitimate circumstance that would require the chef to create.. a phallic rice dish.
I knew a female prep-chef who'd make exact, life-like penises out of carrots! (Ecept they were orange, obviously) then... CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! them up while laughing her butt off! The guys were always nice to her, idk why.