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Birth Control Effectiveness [Pic]

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Hits: 13966 | Favorites: 0 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.8 | Category: Funny | Date: 08/21/2012
 
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InTheNameOf
Male, 30-39, Western US
 329 Posts
Friday, August 24, 2012 3:47:22 PM
So....to be clear: 99% effective means I will get a girl preggers once out of every 100 times?

Where can I buy some of those crocs?

PizzaPits
Male, 18-29, Western US
 555 Posts
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 7:14:17 PM
I agree completely. Crocs are nasty. They make your feet smell. F.ucking nasty nasty s.hit I tells ya.

tzinn
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 9 Posts
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 8:05:19 AM
Socks with Sandals

handimanner
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1206 Posts
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 7:28:09 AM
1 aspirin held between knees, 100%

beternal
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1848 Posts
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 2:40:32 AM
Easy solutions:

Girls - get a toy! - Apparently most guys don't know what they`re doing anyway, so if you want something done right...

Guys - sh@g a guy! - Probably tighter (as less likely to have been penetrated), more to play with during, no pregnancy chance... AND (Brucey Bonus!), they were probably just after a fling too! - so none of that clingy girl stuff!

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