Thursday, July 19, 2012 7:20:57 PM
Billy dreamed of growing up to be an astronaut and rear a family of three children with a beautiful wife and support them responsibly. Archie dreamed of being a unicorn. Guess which one died happy.
Billy. He died of a heart attack during an orgasm. Archie died of depression after finding out this toy did not in fact make you a unicorn.
The moral of the story: The guy in the picture had a unibrow he had to shave for his picture and you didn't notice it until you read this.