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Neil deGrasse Tyson Can Not Turn It Off [Pic]

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Can Not Turn It Off [Pic]. There is no such thing as a rhetorical question to Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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Male, 18-29, Canada
 277 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 6:31:40 PM
y u so hostile, MacGuffin?

Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 2:54:11 PM
Ouch :)

"he'll love you for it"

Hopefully it will be all over in 12 minutes.

Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 12:53:11 PM
You know 12 goes into 24 twice (12x2=24), right? And 24x10=240, right? So 12x2x10=12x20=240, therefore 12 goes into 240 twenty (2x10) times.

Thank you for that crucial update, Captain Obvious.

Perhaps I should have added "I wish I could divide 240 by 12. Oh wait, I can!" especially for people that are oblivious to sarcasm like you. But then it's so much fun watching you take everything literally.

[quote]But it still takes 4 hours *between* inspections, regardless of how long those inspections take.

Point, set, and match go to Neil deGrasse Tyson.[/quote]
Actually, I believe the precise problem definition was "The Park Ranger inspects the bathroom every four hours". Not that four hours elapse *between* inspections.

Still, NDT has acquired one more gullible fanboi. Which is nice for him. You should follow him on Twitter: he`ll love you for it.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 10:49:48 AM
That face! XD

Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Thursday, July 19, 2012 4:18:36 AM
@miasmaat - "could" implies a theoretical limit ~ practically he's not going to get anywhere near that.

And I was wrong ~ i forgot DA.

The correct answer (following on from Evan below) is one.. very happy ranger :)

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