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If This Is Marriage, No Thanks [Pic]

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If This Is Marriage, No Thanks [Pic]. No amount of sexy times could justify this humiliation.
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Hits: 13843 | Favorites: 0 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.4 | Category: Funny | Date: 07/15/2012
 
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ilfg
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 338 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 5:15:03 PM
If he's in the right stance, it`s no effort at all to stand like that, and he can hold a LOT more weight. Done it myself with someone half again my body weight.

MommyFlaw
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 3 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 3:17:13 PM
If my husband did this he would get a blowjob whenever he wanted one for the rest of his natural born life, no questions asked.

"What? Blowjob in wal mart? Absolutely!"

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5127 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 6:57:29 AM
Wife: "I need a rest but, there are no benches."
Husband: "It's OK, Love. Sit here."
Wife: "Hmm. Thanks... There`s something buzzing in your pocket. You set this up intentionally?"
Husband: "Maybe but, I don`t see you getting up."
Wife: "Special dinner, tomorrow."
Husband: "Oh? Increase setting to level three!!"
Cop: "Are you OK, miss? Your face is a bit red."
Wife: "I`m fine. Just needed a seat. I`ll get some wahhh-"
Husband: *whispers*"Level five!"
Wife: "AHHHHHHTER!!!"
Cop: "OK, then! Say, you two are a cute couple. I`m going to call my wife..."*raises an eyebrow, grins knowingly, walks away*
Wife: "See what you`ve done?!"
Husband: "I still don`t see you getting up."
Wife: "I am so gonna take care of you for the rest of your life."
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So, that wouldn`t be worth a knee bench at the fe

lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1815 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 9:01:49 PM
Helping your tired wife with a rest break is humiliating ?? Just when I think the captions cant get any stupider, they do. I sometimes think a lawn ornament is writing these things....

Bikubang
Male, 30-39, Canada
 45 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 6:53:50 PM
What's humiliating about helping out your tired wife? I personally wouldn`t do that, but if my wife was tired I`d do something for her.

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