Monday, July 16, 2012 6:57:29 AM
Wife: "I need a rest but, there are no benches." Husband: "It's OK, Love. Sit here." Wife: "Hmm. Thanks... There`s something buzzing in your pocket. You set this up intentionally?" Husband: "Maybe but, I don`t see you getting up." Wife: "Special dinner, tomorrow." Husband: "Oh? Increase setting to level three!!" Cop: "Are you OK, miss? Your face is a bit red." Wife: "I`m fine. Just needed a seat. I`ll get some wahhh-" Husband: *whispers*"Level five!" Wife: "AHHHHHHTER!!!" Cop: "OK, then! Say, you two are a cute couple. I`m going to call my wife..."*raises an eyebrow, grins knowingly, walks away* Wife: "See what you`ve done?!" Husband: "I still don`t see you getting up." Wife: "I am so gonna take care of you for the rest of your life." ----- So, that wouldn`t be worth a knee bench at the fe
Sunday, July 15, 2012 9:01:49 PM
Helping your tired wife with a rest break is humiliating ?? Just when I think the captions cant get any stupider, they do. I sometimes think a lawn ornament is writing these things....