Sunday, July 8, 2012 7:43:21 PM
Only because I am totally secure in my manhood can I relate the following. Not long enough ago nor far enough away, I was very hungry at a mall. A vendor had chocolate covered frozen bananas for sale and I love chocolate and bananas. Soooo, I bought one. I tried to take a bite, but the banana was way, way below freezing temp. It was solid, like concrete. I couldn't even bite a piece off. The only thing I could do was hold the end in my mouth to warm it up enough so I could gnaw it. The little chocolate I could taste only made me hungrier. In the midst of this process, I developed a sense of unease that, at first, I couldn`t identify, but I knew something was bothering me more and more. Upshot: I never felt so relieved to go hungry.