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The Proposed Facebook Status Updater? [Pic]

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The Proposed Facebook Status Updater? [Pic]. I like that Facebook is getting super-specific about Relationship Status signifiers now. It means the world is changing.
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carlsagan
Male, 18-29, Western US
 120 Posts
Monday, July 9, 2012 12:21:52 AM
LOL I'm lucky to have been cheated on by a girl who turned out to be a whore. yeah yay me. like that`s any fun, atleast I got an experience out of it.

Penguinato23
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 295 Posts
Sunday, July 8, 2012 3:26:39 PM
Yes, no GF since birth. Finally, some recognition over here. I'm tired of all these people assuming that just because I`m a 5`11" handsome, dark haired, square-jawed, broad shouldered, charismatic, well spoken recently turned-21 year old former wrestler with a troubled past including periods of drug use who plays the guitar that I must be just swimming in boobs. It`s prejudice. What, I can`t be a virgin who`s never been in a relationship in his life? I can`t be a lonely guy who`s always been so screwed up that I`ve never felt it would be fair to enter a relationship and pawn my problems off on anyone else?

Hey, chaoskitty, I live on the east coast of the U.S.. Perhaps I could fly over and we could cure each others` statuses? Hm? Sound like fun? You know you want to. I`ll automatically assume your answer is yes. I`ll start getting packed, you can give me specifics as I`m on my way over.

Chaoskitty
Female, 18-29, Europe
 363 Posts
Friday, July 6, 2012 5:08:32 AM
no bf since birth -.-

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4246 Posts
Friday, July 6, 2012 12:30:04 AM
i bags bitter and forever alone.

keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2564 Posts
Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:15:12 PM
Forgot the creeper. Probably should be combined with forever alone.

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