Wednesday, July 4, 2012 6:20:18 PM
Oh yes, so very sexy. I'm a straight man and I`ll be damned if I`m not getting an erection right now.
Oh wait, hold on...no, that`s just the blood draining from my brain as a byproduct of the process of me getting dumber from just looking at this picture. I mean, look at the, uh...thing in the middle. It honestly looks like its brain died off some time ago and the body has simply become so accustomed to operating on its own that it just won`t quit. Dude probably knows that. He knows you just have to press this one spot on its back and instantly the body`s legs pop straight open. Spoing!
"Ah, the pretty lights...And we shake the booty, shake shake shake...oh, and now we makes the smiles...and now we has sex with the man in the back alley...and now we go home and take the valtrex and shave and apply the pubic lice shampoos, shavey shave..."
Yes, that`s how I imagine it speaking. Like that maid from family guy, one of the few times I`ve watched it.