Wednesday, July 4, 2012 6:30:54 PM
Woman, I told you no teeth god damn it!
It's alright guys, I`ll step in and give em` what they`re clearly actually looking for. I realize no man could possibly ever want anything to do with drunk college age blond girls, but I`ll fight my way through any possible projectile vomiting that may occur on their part in order to do a service to humanity. No man deserves to have to double up on hot drunk chicks. No man. I may only make it out with part of my genitals, since while the chick on the left appears to have the idea down, the chick on the right simply appears to be really hungry, (probably suffering from a case of the drunken munchies a form of munchies second in severity to only the more common, but no less hazardous, stoned munchies. Certainly far more dangerous than opiate munchies), but I have to do this, no matter how hard it may be. It`s my destiny.