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Firehouse Newsletter Warns Of Zombie Attack [Pic]

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Firehouse Newsletter Warns Of Zombie Attack [Pic]. Zombie Attack? Apparently my local fire and rescue know something I don`t.
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Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 199 Posts
Sunday, July 1, 2012 8:57:52 PM
Ok, Steelgrid, I'm not sure I agree with everything you`ve been saying (I`m not sure I don`t, either - I`m just not going to thumb through the archives ha) ... but, in response to your last post, I must give you a heartfelt BRAVO!

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 59 Posts
Sunday, July 1, 2012 8:12:28 PM
@Steelgrid I have to disagree with your posts (all of them).

The zombie apocalypse will not be a bunch of undead, risen people out to eat our brains. It will be something similar to the dude in miami, maybe a disease, or a chemical reaction. Your brain will lose rational thought and you will become animal like, which includes eating raw meat (human or otherwise). The only real problem with it is that the human body will likely only last a month or so until other diseases from what you're eating actually kill you. But before then, you have the potential of spreading the disease to thousands.

Zombie Apocalypse in a nutshell.

Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2707 Posts
Sunday, July 1, 2012 2:51:28 PM
"Steelgrid: have you not been hearing about those guys and the bath salts? zombies homie. from Z to S."

OHHHHHH you mean the state sponsored collective bullsh.it that was being spread to the American public to draw Ire for something that the government forgot to make illegal? Don't forget, after the found out it wasn`t bath salt, it was pot. Pot causes zombies......yeah, thats it.....It was the weed......

Wonder when they will decide it was possibly the alcohol in his system, or the anti depressant he might have been on, maybe the culmination of societal norms and taboos that drove his mind insane? Ahhh who know...

Hey didnt his mom say he read and carried a bible around with him each day? Dont the Christians worship a resurrected man. Thats the true source of the zombie outbreak, Jesus has returned and is biting people!!!

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3743 Posts
Sunday, July 1, 2012 2:42:33 PM
Steelgrid: have you not been hearing about those guys and the bath salts? zombies homie. from Z to S.

Male, 18-29, Western US
 2419 Posts
Sunday, July 1, 2012 2:00:07 PM

Maybe because explaining it would ruin the drating movie.

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