Saturday, June 30, 2012 5:01:35 PM
Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Cliffside thrill tours. Those of you looking out of the windows will be able to see a bus roll off the edge of a cliff. If you missed this, in 3 minutes time there will be a major landslip to the right, with attendant death and injury. Please remain seated at all times, as crowding to one side of the bus causes centre of gravity to shift, and bus will crash.