Saturday, June 16, 2012 8:41:21 AM
Go there, throw huge party. Everyone smokes in room. Swisher tobacco dumped on floor in several spots. All glass objects in room written on with soap. Mattresses up against wall. Half-opened bagel sour-cream packets stuck to ceiling. Broken light bulbs. Steal the blankets. Steal the remote and the bible. Make your neighbors call and file noise complaints to front desk all night long. Steal the towel.. oh fxck the towel is free. I hate towels.