Thursday, June 14, 2012 8:48:39 PM
You know - it never occurred to me how much Alligators/Crocodiles freak me out. They're giant f*cking lizards that stalk the water and low-laying land, and instead of poisoning you with their bite like the Gila monster, they simply tear you to shreds with it. Like you`re lunch.
Thursday, June 14, 2012 3:42:40 PM
Ha! This happened once during a reptile show I was presenting for work a few years ago. The crowd loved it. A kid was sitting on the fence wearing these shoes when one fell off and the gator I was talking about walked over and picked it up. It took about 5 minutes worth of coaxing to get her to open her mouth and let it go, but the kid got his shoe back before the end of the show, albeit with one or two extra holes...
By the way, that definitely is an alligator up there. Nice work, whoever did the caption!