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I Guess This Is Today`s School Nursery Rhyme [Pic]

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I Guess This Is Today`s School Nursery Rhyme [Pic]. Remember when you were a kid at school and the typical nursery rhyme was innocent like Humpty Dumpty and 3 Blind Mice?
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liabach
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1892 Posts
Tuesday, July 3, 2012 12:50:02 AM
one syllable short of iambic pentameter, mostly

tstyblucryns
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 498 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 8:35:01 PM
@NOT A BEAR

I seem to remember reading in the boy scout magazine years ago that Humpty Dumpty was about a dude being pushed out of a window or something. However, I consulted Dr. Google and associate, Wikipedia, and multiple sources say that it was a riddle that no one is certain of the answer. The more popular theory seems to be that it was a cannon, though.

OnlineAgain
Female, 40-49, Southern US
 98 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 1:29:39 AM
If you're reading these rules
It`s sad to say
That you`re not enrolled
In a top school today

NOT_A_BEAR
Male, 18-29, Australia
 62 Posts
Thursday, June 14, 2012 4:03:27 PM
I've been told Humpty Dumpty is actually about a gun. Apparently that was the name given to some massive English artillery or something.

And (I think this was a Carl Barron joke) who decided Humpty Dumpty is an egg? There is no mention of eggs in the nursery rhyme...

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Thursday, June 14, 2012 3:32:15 PM
COMIIIC SAAAAAAAANS!

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