Thursday, June 14, 2012 9:25:48 PM
It's alright guys, I`m sure all of OldOllie`s friends at fox news agree 100% with his views on global warming. That must mean he`s correct, right?
He`s also apparently like monk or one of those other detectives who have superhuman perceptions, because he can tell us without a doubt, no ifs or maybes, exactly what happened here. His explanation is just the only possible way it can be, since just like with his ironclad beliefs on global warming, he`s correct at all times. Any person who says otherwise must be the one who`s a crackpot.
It`s alright, I`m sure in a few years when they make a movie about him documenting his life as the untouchable genius he is he`ll really show us how clever he is and we`ll all feel rather silly, now won`t we? I mean, surely someone as erudite as him couldn`t simply be a worthless deluded loser who takes to the internet since people there are less able to recognize complete joke he is, right?
Monday, June 11, 2012 11:04:30 PM
At first I couldn't believe how many people actually think the damage to the front end of this car was actually done by a bicycle wheel that was only slightly bent.
Then I considered all your other crackpot opinions and thought, anyone who is stupid enough to believe that you can actually raise the temperature of the earth by using incandescent light bulbs would also believe you could actually cave in the front end of a 2,000-lb. car with a 20-lb. bicycle with virtually no damage to the bicycle.
I hate to see you all making fools of yourselves talking about "crumple zones" and such, so let me explain this one more time. The car hit something substantial, like a concrete-filled steel post. Then somebody rolled his bicycle tire into the gash and took a picture of it. Then he uploaded it to the Internet, someone from here saw it, and posted it. Then a bunch of gullible fools actually fell for it.
Looks like it`s just Swash, Palfas, CoyoteKing, and me