Monday, June 11, 2012 6:55:28 PM
Ah, if only I had a quarter for every time one of my male model looking friends with perfect skin came in and told me all about some model looking chick he knew making out with another chick right before he limped off for the bathroom in order to bang said girl for the 8th time that day, I'd be able to afford one of those ridiculously ritzy sports cars all of my male model classmates used to drive around in a reckless and irresponsible manner, since that`s what teenagers do, right?
Also, I`m sure it goes without saying that football players were forbidden to ever remove their jerseys or pads. That way they could be quickly identified as cool and athletic then segregated from the uncool kids at parties and social beatings.
I`ll tell you what, the `secret` life of the american teenager clearly must be pretty well kept, because I never even knew about it a short while ago when I *was* an american teenager.