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A Truthful End To EULA [Pic]

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Hits: 10937 | Favorites: 1 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.8 | Category: Entertainment | Date: 06/02/2012
 
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Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3672 Posts
Saturday, June 2, 2012 11:00:38 PM
madest - did you just preclude the Human CentiPad? Damnit!

ihurtmyself
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 363 Posts
Saturday, June 2, 2012 6:03:38 PM
tl;dr

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Saturday, June 2, 2012 4:44:01 PM
It's true. Nobody, not even the people who create these read other peoples T&C`s.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5374 Posts
Saturday, June 2, 2012 10:47:05 AM
...And as long as no one is using Internet Explorer to control medical equipment or nuclear reactors...

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5374 Posts
Saturday, June 2, 2012 10:10:00 AM
A bit over ten years ago, I put this in the EULA of data acquisition package I delivered:
"Look, just don’t f*ck around. This version is for [X-odd company] only. I AM watching you. By the way, quit looking at so much porn."
[]I do not agree
[]I agree

The company president called, laughing and out of breath, telling me to leave it in. The icon and splash screen contained pentagrams. The six years I dealt with them, only one chick ever noticed. I did similar things to their login MOTD, also.

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