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`Cleaning Fairy` Breaks Into Houses, Leaves Bill

Crazy lady is crazy, but In her defense, they did place an ad reading `Cleaning lady needed-Must have own burglar tools`

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`Cleaning Fairy` Breaks Into Houses, Leaves Bill. Crazy lady is crazy, but In her defense, they did place an ad reading `Cleaning lady needed-Must have own burglar tools`
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Male, 50-59, Europe
 3697 Posts
Thursday, May 31, 2012 12:36:56 PM
$75 is about £50, right? For that you want at least five hours of quality work.

If anyone broke into my house, I'd taunt them with elegant persiflage beyond their comprehension, while prodding them with my cane. And when the intruder tore the cane from why aged and enfeebled hand he would expose twenty inches of Toledo steel still gripped in my suddenly supple grasp. Sa-ha! Ears would be cropped and noses slit by the almost liquid beauty of the ancestral blade. And when they lie sprawled in the mire with my mockery in their ears and my boot up their backsides, mere fragments, my great-grandfather (of whom we never speak) will exult in his grave.

Male, 50-59, Europe
 3697 Posts
Thursday, May 31, 2012 11:39:33 AM

'show me one case of kindness and understanding and ill show 100 cases of senseless violence.`

Seriously mate, you might want to consider moving to somewhere nicer.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 723 Posts
Thursday, May 31, 2012 6:25:50 AM
@Draculya, are you trying to get attention?

Male, 50-59, Western US
 33696 Posts
Thursday, May 31, 2012 5:48:32 AM

"If she came into my house when someone was home, her next of kin would be cleaning her innards off my wall."

"Because if someone is in your house without your permission --> they deserve to die."

Deserve to die?
No. But if they knew there was a chance they could I bet she wouldn't be sneakin into peoples homes.

For all we know she`ll be a naked zombie next month chewing on some poor homeowners face. Oh, but libretards have disarmed innocent people so there`s no way to protect themselves from Hannibella Lecter. Darn! If only we could have seen home invasions coming through tracking crime statistics or something.

Male, 40-49, Europe
 2352 Posts
Thursday, May 31, 2012 5:33:42 AM
Is this not an advanced version of cleaning windshields at traffic lights?

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