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So This Is A Cop From The Netherlands [Pic]

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So This Is A Cop From The Netherlands [Pic]. F the police.
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Hits: 14527 | Favorites: 1 | Emailed: 1 | Rating: 2.8 | Category: Misc. | Date: 05/25/2012
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Male, 18-29, Europe
 543 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 8:55:10 AM
Please, I've been really bad, handcuff me!

Male, 18-29, Canada
 1166 Posts
Monday, May 28, 2012 6:27:04 PM
Goddamnit rick, I thought we agreed no more erotic anecdotes. They were funny at the seal-clubbing outing but now is neither the time nor place.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 809 Posts
Saturday, May 26, 2012 12:18:57 PM
Protect and serve...

Male, 30-39, Canada
 151 Posts
Saturday, May 26, 2012 9:16:35 AM
Makes me fantasize about being a man-whore and her constantly busting me... each time, she keeps trying to get me off the street. She sees my heart of gold. But I am just too "broken" to fix myself.

Her and her partner drive by sometimes. She shakes her head at me. I look at her with sad eyes. A weak smile. Both ashamed and hopeful some day, I'll change my ways.

After she saves my life during a tussle with a tough Jane, she buys me something to eat. We share a moment in a cheap diner, and it leads to her taking me home to have a shower and a good night`s sleep in a proper bed... in the guest bedroom.

After waking from a bad dream, I call her name. She rushes to my aid and comforts me. A few kisses on my forehead to calm me down... then the kisses get lower... then more passionate...

Then the saxophone starts....

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Saturday, May 26, 2012 4:51:00 AM
I'd commit crimes and run just to be tackled by her.

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