Overbearing Tree Squeezes Life From Others [Pic]. Studies show that trees are just like your significant other: They cling to you until they squeeze the life out of you.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 6:50:34 AM
lol, really... so we're labeling a plant (that has no capacity for thought) as someone`s s.o. because it`s "squeez[ing] the life out of you," when people are the ones that delight in killing whatever gets in our way. brilliant.
Pretty sure it was just a joke even if not very funny. No need for twisted knickers.