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Hits: 12946 | Favorites: 6 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.3 | Category: Lifestyle | Date: 12/24/2004
 
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petle_13
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 202 Posts
Sunday, January 8, 2006 7:56:38 PM
Bram, love, that was your rising sign, moon sign, or something or rather. I know, I too am a Piscean. Go us! But, yeah. I wouldn't worry about it. I love the humour on the site!

hobyandy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3067 Posts
Tuesday, December 28, 2004 8:11:22 PM
pisces:

Treat yourself and get some dancing lessons! The best teachers are rats as they will teach you to salsa and tango in return for some lip-gloss and spare motorbike parts. Buy a fog machine and create the right environment for dancing in. It is true that fog attracts clowns but in some areas of Romania, they have been known to make excellent dance partners and some even work for the government tracking down escaped prisoners with their keen sense of smell. Beware though, as some clowns may be carrying rabies. The only cure for that is to visit your Uncle and have him bop you round the head 20 times with a rubber chicken while repeatedly saying, “Emus are lovely!”


hobyandy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3067 Posts
Tuesday, December 28, 2004 8:10:42 PM
ummm....bram: would you trust this site even if it did get your astrological sign right? i mean...come on- it's astrology it`s not supposed to be true. (and it`s fake astrology at that).
or were you making a joke?

Lynn_19
Female, 18-29, Asia
 5327 Posts
Sunday, December 26, 2004 5:56:43 AM
I love the pastel layout! Very beautiful..
And they do know their astrology.

jafhsdf
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 29 Posts
Sunday, December 26, 2004 12:21:42 AM
i agree with andread... funny

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