Sunday, May 20, 2012 8:26:00 AM
"you should totally f*ck your sister's boyfriend. after all, they ARE getting married soon."
"its okay, its been a couple hours since you drank that Scotch. go ahead, vodka and ice cold beer always taste great together!"
"she`s not wearing any panties. why not feel her up right here in the lobby?"
"don`t you just LOVE a crisp military haircut? i think you`d look really hip and cool with short hair. let`s go find a late night barber shop."
"your mother-in-law wants you to have that recipe. three a.m. is not too late to call and ask for it."
"kim kardashian did it. its absolutely a good idea to film you and your boyfriend and his sister having kinky sex and then posting it on the internet."