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Dealing With Morning Wood [Pic]

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Dealing With Morning Wood [Pic]. If you have a better way of peeing with a raging boner, I`d like to hear it.
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Hits: 22293 | Favorites: 0 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.6 | Category: Funny | Date: 04/13/2012
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Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Monday, April 16, 2012 10:52:49 AM
Lol at Nickel.

Darkmagic.. the REM is usually the last stage of a healthy sleep cycle before awakening.

Anwyay, why would I want to change things? Its the best way of waking wifey up.
She's either up for it, or she`s down to the kitchen to make breakfast...

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1597 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 1:59:27 PM
Just stand and lean forward, with hands on wall behind the toilet...

Male, 50-59, Europe
 5843 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 2:18:21 AM
Avoid the Dawn-Horn by correct use of REM sleep (Rapid Elbow Movement)

Male, 18-29, Western US
 1633 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 6:40:31 PM
This might be from Yahoo Answers

quick, go get me a wikipedia article that also says the same thing.

I'd like to also point out, that person clearly said "3 to 5 times during the night, typically during REM sleep." I don`t know about you, but I`m not waking up in the middle of REM, maybe you need to adjust your sleep schedule.

Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 3:18:33 PM
@Darkmagic. Are you sure?

"All men without physiological erectile dysfunction experience this phenomenon, usually three to five times during the night. It typically happens during REM sleep"

This might be from Yahoo Answers, but you *are* in the minority dude.

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