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Secrets Of A Pick-Up Artist: How To Pick Up Girls!

This is totally working, guys--I suggest everyone should do this. Am I right, ladies?

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Secrets Of A Pick-Up Artist: How To Pick Up Girls!. This is totally working, guys--I suggest everyone should do this. Am I right, ladies?
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Hits: 10971 | Favorites: 2 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 1.9 | Category: Funny | Date: 04/15/2012
 
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Penguinato23
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 295 Posts 		Tuesday, April 17, 2012 12:23:28 PM
well bobdavenport, if I'm ever in australia I`ll remember that.

Do women over there have pouches or something? Like kangaroos? Do you rub their pouches as part of foreplay? Do you put your manhood in their pouches?

What`s that called? I`d call it `pouching it` if I got to make up a name, but I don`t.

"Oh no, neither of us have a rubber?!"
"It`s ok girl, let`s just pouch it tonight."

I mean, I know the dudes in australia have retractable wieners, like dogs have, rather than being born with foreskins like everyone else, but I`m at least pretty sure the women have pouches...
perviggo
Male, 18-29, Europe
 103 Posts 		Monday, April 16, 2012 2:11:11 PM
Picking up girls is easy; These two factors weigh the most:

Confidence and humor

Body language goes under the first one.
bobdavenport
Male, 18-29, Australia
 42 Posts 		Monday, April 16, 2012 8:23:23 AM

LilyLily is right, there is no set code.
But seriously if you guys are out on a night and want to pick up, remember you are trying to sell yourself. 1st rule, its a numbers game. Keep going and eventually you will score.
2nd, before you do anything, smile. If you have a nice smile on your face, it doesn't really matter how you look, the ice is broken, and the girl will automatically like you.
Start off with a compliment, and make it unique. Saying just your shoes are nice doesnt count, make it something interesting. Nice shoes, the peep toe makes them really pop
Be confident
Wear a bright shirt and nice shoes. Too many guys wear crappy shoes or white/dark shirts. remember, if your shirt stands out then so do you Be a peacock, stand out from the drunken crowd!
If a girl doesnt smile, dont waste your time
If you can, work at the place. gives you the best opportunity to meet girls,and when they are drunk, THEY will hit on you
OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 8710 Posts 		Sunday, April 15, 2012 10:04:52 PM
And why the F*UCK is this sh*it on this site? We really need to clean house with these IAB mods. Get some people in here who actually know something about entertainment.

Hear, Hear! This site would be much better with fewer posts.

How 'bout some standards, guys?
thecurt
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 404 Posts 		Sunday, April 15, 2012 9:27:27 PM
Eaaaauuuuuuughhhhhhhhh.
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